Bank robber hires decoys on Craigslist, fools cops
In an elaborate robbery scheme that's one part The Thomas Crowne Affair and one part Pineapple Express, a crook robbed an armored truck outside a Bank of America branch in Monroe, Wash., by hiring decoys through Craigslist to deter authorities.
It gets better: He then escaped in a creek headed for the Skykomish River in an inner tube, and the cops are still looking for him. "A great amount of money" was taken, Monroe police said, but did not provide a dollar value.
It appears to have unfolded this way, according to a Seattle-based NBC affiliate: around 11:00 a.m. PDT on Tuesday, the robber, wearing a yellow vest, safety goggles, a blue shirt, and a respirator mask went over to a guard who was overseeing the unloading of cash to the bank from the truck. He sprayed the guard with pepper spray, grabbed his bag of money, and fled the scene.
But here's the hilarious twist. The robber had previously put out a Craigslist ad for road maintenance workers, promising wages of $28.50 per hour. Recruits were asked to wait near the Bank of America right around the time of the robbery--wearing yellow vests, safety goggles, a respirator mask, and preferably a blue shirt. At least a dozen of them showed up after responding to the Craigslist ad.
"I came across the ad that was for a prevailing wage job for $28.50 an hour," one of the unwitting decoys, named Mike, said to the NBC station. As it turns out, they were simply placed there to confuse cops who were looking for a guy wearing a virtually identical outfit.
Authorities eventually found the getaway inner tube (a getaway inner tube!) and suspect that accomplices may have picked up the robber in a boat. According to the NBC affiliate, police hope to track him down by figuring out who posted the Craigslist ad in the first place.
Craigslist founder Craig Newmark was not immediately available for comment.
Caroline McCarthy, a CNET News staff writer, is a downtown Manhattanite happily addicted to social-media tools and restaurant blogs. Her pre-CNET resume includes interning at an IT security firm and brewing cappuccinos. E-mail Caroline.
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I guess the economy really is in the toilet when someone this innovative is robbing banks.
Good luck tracking the Craigslist post. Some random device + connect to public WIFI = excellent anonymity.
What color is the sky in the world you live in? Or are you just stupid?
Those who are kind to the cruel, in the end will be cruel to the kind
Lemme guess, you are yet another of the deranged Obama supporters, no?
In your book, it's never the criminals fault is it? It's always the victimswho are assualted that are at fault, isn't it?
toobin' for cash
Just like the thieves getting bailed out on Wall Street?
It is amazing how criminal actions seem to get forgiven because of a corporate logo.
Say it loud!
And another thing, banks steal from the poor through their hidden fees. The only time they would give back is when the attorney general get on their case, and at the end, you don't get all your hidden fees back, only a portion and a portion goes to the attorney general and the government.
There are many kind of thieves. The biggest ones are in government.
4% of America's wealth belong to 50% of America's population. The rich doesn't pay much taxes. Most of their money are tied to their wealth. Most working Americans who earn an income are the one paying the most taxes.
When you said "most are collecting benefits" ... are you saying that more than 50% of American's population collecting benefits. Qualifier is poor argument against factual numbers.
Not create jobs? Rich people don't create jobs. Poor people do. They are the demand that drive economic growth. If you infer that pumping billions in creating jobs and producing no economic growth, I'm so not for it because this is the bubble that happened during the dot-com and it is happening with the credit expansion. Sooner or later, the bubble is going to burst, and it is going to burst bigger.
Sustainable job creation through demand is better than through subsidizing rich folks to create artificial jobs that will end in travesty for the economy which in the end will further divide the rich and poor. When these two classes of rich and poor become so great, there's going to be a communist revolution. Karl Marx took this opportunity during his days to surge the working class to a revolution. And if you want this to happen again, you better go buy yourself a gun, it's not going to be fun.
The laws need to be fair and just in a market economy for people to play and for economic equality and growth be reached. When laws keep changing to favor the rich, there's no way in hell poor people can compete. Every so often, Congress pass laws to take taxpayers money to give to the rich either through subsidize, below market loan, war profiteering, or bailout.
The rich get a whole lot richer, the middle class becomes extinct as they lose their homes.
The rich pay the vast majority of the taxes in this country.
The government doesn't "steal" anything from the poor.
The government TAXES the crap out of the wealthy.
Robin Hood was nothing but a thief.
Banks don't hide fees. They very up front with them.
Charging fees is how banks stay in business.
I don't want to spoil your delusional world with facts or anything, but sometimes people have to grow up, stop listening to Air America or whatever your source of "information" is and read a book. I recommend The Wealth of Nations by Adam Smith. By the time you finish that, you might actually know something worth sharing.
humanitarianism. I have an old saying for you as well. (Dont ever say what you wont do!!!) It's amazing how you republicans defend the United States government officials that are in office today. I'm not wishing anything bad on you, but let the RIGHT KIND OF DEMISE hit you and your family and then we'll see how your views change. And since your'e such a expert on the great depression, you should've looked up the facts on family relations. Yes, I agree that a marriage should stand the worst of times, but that's not the reality of life. More families were broken up during that period than what there is today (giving the population percentage) Yes, Eron was 7 years ago, just enough time for all the econmic clamity to hit home. How can you condemn one robber(the man) and uphold the other robber (the government) A double minded man is unstable in ALL HIS WAYS, which is the banner that should be stretched across the WHITE HOUSE AND YOUR HOUSE AS WELL!!!!!
You want to get your sight back? Which over to the Democratic side and you'll see again!! LOL
I'm not even going to state the obvious about our economy, Sean Penn's character in "I am Sam" could easily discern that the blame goes to a Republican run white house, spending our money practicing torture and breeding radicals, under the guise of freeing a non enemy, while all the while being unable to locate our real threat. Oh, I said I wasn't going to state the obvious, mea culpa.
As far as the whole robin hood theory goes, its a crock of horse manure, BUT, the sentiment "that a mans gotta do what a mans gotta do" is always more popular among the people when they are lacking the essentials. And who cares if enron was seven years ago, tell that to the people that worked there for 30 years, invested their entire life savings, just to see it evaporate right before their eyes. And dimwits and rocket scientists alike know that the 50% divorce rates cornerstone is economic hardship.
But then again, you wouldnt know about that would you money bags.
The second largest slice of the pie is a much more personal problem.........but you probably already know that, huh moneybags?
I'd say so. I still have my job. In fact, I'm doing better than I was a year ago. I'm sure no "money bags", just Joe American making an average salary. Yeah, my 401k is down bigtime, but I still own the same amount of shares, so I really haven't lost any money unles I tried to cash them out.
Oh but by all means, the sky is falling. Let's panic! Let's blame everyone except crooked execs, lawyers, and the morons who decided to give out bad loans to people who couldn't really afford them. How do you regulate a business (Fannie/Fred) whose primary goal is to make bad financial investments?
where is ? Justice.. seen it lately?? wake up every day with the certainty that this is YOUR United States of America ??? I know I don't. John Malkovich's (character) in the film, "In the Line of Fire" said it this way: IT DOESN'T WORK. So police officers, prison guards, elected government officials are SUPPOSED to stick to a higher standard of honesty, truthfulness and service of you and I, the citizens of this nation and they VERY OFTEN Don't. . . how much does that man who robbed the money have to adhere to?? do we think he really would be the type to get a handgun, enter a bank the next time then shoot someone while robbing? each of us simply tries to live our own lives in the cleanest way and we try to let that which does not concern us slide.
No, that would be illegal. More importantly, it would be wrong.
Yes, robbing banks, and any theft, is wrong. What these people are saying is that so many Americans feel that we've been being robbed BLIND for a long time by the very people elected to protect us. Which is leading these many people to applaud this thief's ingenuity and innovative way of taking back the money without having to kill anyone in the process. ( If he hadn't pepper sprayed the guard, the guard would have pulled his gun, and things would have gotten ugly real fast ).
It's wrong to do. Yet some people are going to do it anyway. This guy did it with flair and imagination. In some peoples minds, he 'earned' what he stole. With nothing less than just his style.
But since you seem to take things oh, so seriously and personally, I reckon you won't see it that way. But the rest of us think he was pretty damn smart about what he decided to do, even though he was in the wrong and broke the law, as so many of us really do realize.
( Otherwise we'd ALL be robbing banks to make our house payments ! , don't you think ? )
So relax, take another pill, and look at the story as something to read as newsworthy as it was.... and see if you can admire how the guy pulled off the heist with as much flair as he did.
A Get-A-Way in a inner tube ! Now that is a unique way of thinking ahead !
The guy had some huge balls, gotta give him that.
Bruce, I'm sorry for your loss. It doesn't sound like Grandpa was going to be able to spend the 2 million anyways. If he was one of those religious types, maybe he even appreciated it (the poor will be rich in heaven?). Or are you just upset that you didn't get an inheritance?
Why are we glorifying this criminal? We have no background information on him. Even *IF* he just lost his job, money, wife, etc... He has no right to take the money. His scheme was brilliant, yes. Why not use the same amount of thought and effort to get a real job?
Stealing any amount is wrong. It's no wonder why we're in such trouble (I'm speaking more moral and financial) in this country. If you can justify doing something wrong- then okay. Just like the german incest dad... Oh- his mommy was mean to him, that means what he did was okay. boo-hoo.
You people fall right into Obama's "distribution of wealth" plan... sitting there with your hand open waiting for someone to give you what you think you deserve. Try hard work if you want to earn money. And keep your damn hands out of my pocket.
Let's try it this way. Would you have used "It gets better" had the armed guard been shot in the head as is usual in armored car robberies?
This person assaulted the guard and stole cash. This is real life people, not some fraking game of real life.
Caroline, you basically should be ashamed of yourself.
Yes, because getting shot in the head and getting pepper-sprayed are one in the same.
She has nothing to be ashamed of. You just need to learn when something is humorous to pretty much everyone else... then it is probably funny... and that YOU might be the one who should be ashamed of being such an angry old man.
Enjoy life. It is easier for everyone that way!
But he never hurt nobody
He just loved to live that way
And he loved to steal your money
Some is rich
some is poor
that's the way the world is
But I don't believe in lying back
And saying how bad your life is
So he Craigslisted to jaz it up
Never loved a shovel
"Wear your yellow vest for your 28 fitty"
And don't forget to grovel
Daddy was a bankrobber
But he never hurt nobody
He just loved to live that way
And he loved to take your money (What law?)
12 men showed
up at the scene
each said "I really need the money"
He ran off didn't pay them boys
do you still think it was funny?
Imagine if all the boys in jail
Could put an ad on Craig's list
What do you think they'd want to sell to us?
The handshake or the hard fist?
Get away, get away
Get away, get away
Get away, get away
Get away
Tube, Laddy, Tube!
Strike out boy
For the hills
I can't find that hole in the wall
I know that they never will
My Daddy was a bankrobber
But he never hurt nobody
He just loved to live that way
And he loved to steal your money
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October 3, 2008 5:29 PM PDT
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