A little Macworld haiku
The Macworld Expo starts Tuesday, and I'm sure there are countless people out there who simply don't know what to do with themselves in those long hours until Steve Jobs steps onstage at Moscone Center in San Francisco.
As I sat at my desk this afternoon, pondering my next few days, an e-mail came across about free passes to the show, and for reasons that I can't fully explain, it got me writing a little bit of Macworld haiku.
Sure, it's silly, but then, so what.
So I thought I'd offer mine up and give you all the opportunity to share your own with the world (in the comments section). Remember, haiku is five syllables, then seven, then five more.
Macworld Moscone
once a year, very big lines
Will John Mayer sing?
Steve Jobs speaks loudly
Reality distortion
Apple fans bow down
iPod, Mac, iTunes
Who's got the scoop on what's new?
here is one more thing
Blue jeans, black sweater
Is it a new pair each year?
How 'bout the glasses?
A MacBook tablet
That's what I would like to see
Just six days to go
Daniel Terdiman is a staff writer at CNET News covering games, Net culture, and everything in between. E-mail Daniel.
six months of drooling fanboys
Now bib included
Four days of Macworld
is really just two hour show
The Steve abides none
Small laptop beckons
flash memory is the key
movies, now for rent
The sole reason left for me
To not own a Mac
Mac Tablet for us, I guess
And Oh, one more thing
It's almost time.
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I for one, care less for them
Secretly want one.
PC-ers quit your whining
To own is to know
Our holy business model
Wait, what abuse?
That hardware you have
You should have bought an iMac;
Yours is not sacred.